Everything is Trying to Kill Us Cassette

The official cassette for The Chugs fourth six-pack, Everything is Trying to Kill Us. These cassettes are made by the band and shipped carefully to your home where it will sit on your shelf patiently, because you don't have a cassette player.

In “Everything is Trying to Kill Us,” our beloved Hamm’s Man has unknowingly shaped history itself, and he couldn’t care less. This latest six-pack has the world asking (and answering) four important questions:

-Was Hamm’s Beer found at the Magenta UFO crash in 1933?

-Is there a direct relationship between this earth-shattering event and the kidnapping of William Hamm that occurred just two days later?

-Could the discovery of the true power and beauty of Hamm’s beer be the sole reason for the repeal of Prohibition in the same year?

-Was all of this caused by one man who simply loved to get absolutely hammered at work every single day?

Snag the new cassette now to find out.