Everything is Trying to Kill Us - LP Preorder

In “Everything is Trying to Kill Us,” our beloved Hamm’s Man has unknowingly shaped history itself, and he couldn’t care less. This latest six-pack has the world asking (and answering) four important questions:

-Was Hamm’s Beer found at the Magenta UFO crash in 1933?

-Is there a direct relationship between this earth-shattering event and the kidnapping of William Hamm that occurred just two days later?

-Could the discovery of the true power and beauty of Hamm’s beer be the sole reason for the repeal of Prohibition in the same year?

-Was all of this caused by one man who simply loved to get absolutely hammered at work every single day?

Pre-Order the new six-pack now to find out.

Shipping LATE JUNE!!!! Like a WHOLE month before it's available on steaming platforms!